"I heard Mac are bringing their own iPad out". He isn't even trolling me, he's being deadly serious. I took the next 10 minutes explaining that they are the same company. Then I took this picture of him in shame.

The guy on the desk opposite me isn't even funny anymore. He's just a twat.

Went to the toilet; Big fat turd floating in there. Come back into the office, the guy on the desk opposite me, fat grin on his face.

Well it's been a superb day! The guy on the desk opposite me broke his record of saying superb. I counted 23 in the space of 5 minutes. It's just getting ridiculous now. Superb.