The guy on the desk opposite me is talking about a movie he watched last night. "It was a gangster movie but it didn't have a nice ending, it was quite dark and I struggle with that.... I didn't like it"

Lunchtime; the guy on the desk opposite gets a sandwich out of his lunchbox and pretends to play mouth organ with it whilst looking at me for approval of some kind. Cocktail prawns fucking everywhere.

The guy on the desk opposite me just got genuinely angry out of jealousy on the phone. Reason? The person he was talking to was in a timezone +9 hours ahead of ours making it Friday evening.

The guy on the desk opposite me has started using the word "Supersonic" instead of "superb". I don't even...

I couldn't open a video on my computer. The guy on the desk opposite me suggests using "mozzarella freefox"

The guy on the desk opposite me is telling me about a great "harmless film" he watched last night called "honeymoon in vegas". Sounds thrilling. Now he's recommending more "harmless films" to me. I fucking hate christians.

The guy on the desk opposite me just made a weird noise with his voice so I look at him and he starts humming some made up tune to pretend he meant to do it. 

"I heard Mac are bringing their own iPad out". He isn't even trolling me, he's being deadly serious. I took the next 10 minutes explaining that they are the same company. Then I took this picture of him in shame.

The guy on the desk opposite me isn't even funny anymore. He's just a twat.

Went to the toilet; Big fat turd floating in there. Come back into the office, the guy on the desk opposite me, fat grin on his face.

Well it's been a superb day! The guy on the desk opposite me broke his record of saying superb. I counted 23 in the space of 5 minutes. It's just getting ridiculous now. Superb.